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THE LEGAL-SAVVY ESCORT*
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letsblop:

I’m just happy I’m not in a common law country….poor bastards who have to learn all the precedents.

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tinycanuck:

Sometimes, I really wonder if I’ve retained anything from my 2 years of law school. 

And then I say something that is so absolutely law-nerdy and not even close to how a normal person speaks. Like, a waitress asks me if I want another drink and I say “I’ll reserve judgment”. Yup, the brainwashing worked 100%, 10/10 effective.

And your answer to every question begins with “It depends…”

whenever i think about grades

12b6:

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“What did the majority say in-“

lawblrgh:

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letsblop:

I have my first exam in an hour. I feel like I’m gonna puke…

Then you’re doing it right.

said no law student ever

12b6:

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Awkward phone conversations at work...

Richard: Good afternoon, this is Richard ***** calling, could you bring the files for tomorrow to the registry please.
Me: Which department are you calling from? Those files are privileged.
Richard: It's ok. I'm the judge.
Me: ... Um... Sure. Ok. I'll bring them over soon. Goodbye Rich- I mean, Judge. Goodbye Judge.
Let me find a hole to dig myself into.

Pretty much the story of my life during finals week.

wheninlawschool:

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