wheninlawschool:

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The next:

Met someone at work who swears by BBC tv shows and has somehow managed to live in this reality tv saturated world without a single clue as to what ‘Jersey Shore’ is and who the Kardashians are.

I envy him so much.

These last two weeks!!! I can’t decide if I’m lucky or unlucky.

1. I get hit by a car - but made it out with minor injuries.
2. I get coffee spilt on me on my way to work - but there was a nearby dry cleaners.
3. I get mugged on public transport - but the bag they managed to wrench out of my grasp didn’t have anything too important in it.
4. I left my phone at work and couldn’t call the police or call to be picked up - but if I had it with me, I might have lost it too when I got mugged.

I don’t often whine, but THESE PAST TWO WEEKS HAVE SUCKED!

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